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Adventures in Art History Studying
Me: What the hell does the phrase "phallic buttocks knife" mean?!
Me: We both have it written down but I can't remember what it refers to!
Max: *hysterical laughter*
I am currently doing the dance of “I just got an A- in painting!” which involves boogieing down awkwardly while my neighbour’s dog judges me. Since I dislike the neighbour’s dog, this works for me.
So I’ve been toying with the idea of having a separate blag for the art, particularly since people keep asking if I have a portfolio or whatnot to peruse. This is really a temporary stopgap until I can get a website together, but until further notice, should you feel the need to ignore my inane posts about job searching/art angst/chickens, feel free to toddle on over to my art blog to see...
I got the job! (the paint spot one. Apparently my lack of functional math did not deter them.) Currently dancing around excitedly in my pyjama pants. Everything is awesome. I hope to god they have the employee’s discount. Otherwise I’m going to spend all my money there. I start on friday. I’m so fucking excited.
So I know I talk a lot about how I want to leave this city - little things like Sergei painting my favorite nude model set that off - but damn, I’m going to miss the prairie skies. Especially in the summer. There’s just so much space! And monumental cloud structures! And space! Man, I love summertime. Now if only I could find a job.
Interviews 2012 part 2
OR WHY THE HELL WAS THERE MATH INVOLVED I guess I should have expected it since I was interviewing at the Paint Spot but damn, that came out of left field. Turns out I’m still awful at calculating the GST. Also screw the imperial volumetric measurements. But apparently my product knowledge was fantastic (not actually due to art school - did you know you should only use water to clean up...
today I handed in TWO portfolios and I’m wearing someone else’s pants. Currently, I am devouring a mango. That is the state of the nation.
I'm Not Dead Yet
although all things considered I might be shortly. This week is portfolio week and as such gets to be labeled as HELL ON EARTH. To top all that usual crap off, I also did not get either my plan A or plan B summer job and so now I have to stress about finding employment so I can pay for school. I may end up waitressing and working at an art store, or I could be working for the city. I don’t...
kindymaling: no sorry santorum you have to carry your dead presidential campaign to full term
So I have this opinion It may be an unpopular one but I think I might like Lana Del Ray. I KNOW I’m sorry? but her voice is actually really nice and smoky and has that neo-soul vibe that I am really into. BUT I will qualify this by saying that her videos are pretentious as fuck. Coming from me that should be saying something but since nobody really cares whatever, right? anyways I want...
ooh it is always a fun time on sunday afternoons when my sister is throwing a hissy fit and my mom is also throwing a hissy fit and I’m doing homework and my dad comes home to throw a hissy as well One of these days I will have the money and ability to move out and it will be a glorious day indeed, my friends mostly because sundays will be a dedicated NO BITCHING day and popcorn will be...