December 2011
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Because sometimes anti-jokes are the funniest... →
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On too many adult things in one week
Lost my wallet today/last night, which is inevitably about as exciting as an unplanned frontal lobotomy, which is to say there’s lots of screaming and panic going on. So I’ve been playing a cheerful game of phone tag with every lost and found that I can think of and placing holds on cards and hoping to god or whoever the hell is listening out there that nobody decides to use my SIN to...
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I am cold and tired and hungry and there is nobody here to baby me even a little bit which is making me sad. First world problems, yeah, but I’m working hard and I wish that I was not alone right now.
sometimes it’s nice to be with people.
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November 2011
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So my ex’s mom bought him metal tupperware one year for christmas because apparently the plastic stuff lowers your sperm count
I found this article on reddit about how bad WiFi is for sperm and I really really really want to send her the link.
Spreading chaos and confusion is my idea of a great exam week.
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Thoughts While Watching Work of Art
okay, a street art challenge is pretty cool, if useless and silly if considered pragmatically.
why are they spray painting this chick’s dress to pick teams? What? Who thinks artists actually do that?
also wtf sort of advice is “BE BOLD!” even if it was shouted in an adorable accent. Be bold doing what? Bold how? COULD YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC?
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“She had a pretty gift for quotation, which is a serviceable substitute for wit.”
– W. Somerset Maugham (via misswallflower
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